An Empire Day

Yesterday I had the kind of day I love in NY. I started out at the Soho House and ended up at a divey pool hall in Williamsburg where a bleach-blonde short woman walked around with a microphone serenading the Latinos and the hipsters with slow latin balads. Then they played lots of salsa and reggeton which made it hard for me to keep my hips still which is my excuse for why I played the worst couple games of pool I have ever played.